Eun Needs your help...

  1. So many things to accomplish…

    Babye social sites for a while.. :P

  2. Working things out…

    School…

    Family…

    Friends…

    Admirers kung meron ahahah!

    Love? nevermind!

    hohohoh…

    CAREER on the go…

    fling fling this time nyahaha!

  3. Don’t know what to tumbler…

    toot too toot… EMPTY

  4. Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

    A. “Is that you mommy?”

  5. Man Arrested for Sexually Assaulting Female Manikin

    August 19, 2002 - Georgia, USA
    A man resembling a giant kid was arrested Thursday for sexually assaulting a manikin at a women�s fashion outlet store. Store clerks describe how the man made several trips past the manikin, and then went up onto the podium where he commenced to fondle the manikin�s breasts. When questioned about the incident, he said “I couldn’t help it, she had the nicest set of tits I�ve seen in a long time.”

  6. Worlds Cheapest Tip

    September 1, 2002 - Arkansas, USA
    An Arkansas primary school teacher has been declared the worlds cheapest tipper after ordering more than $250 worth of food and drinks for his wife and self and leaving a 5 rupee tip. Rupee, an Indian currency, is worth approximately 0.02 of an American dollar. When questioned the man replied, “I had just returned from a trip to India and I had mistaken the coins for more valuable American currency.” Relaying this to the offended waitress she responded, “His excuse is weak, since when would you be cracking out foreign coins (that do not even resemble American money) as a tip for a $250 dollar dinner? There is no way with a bill like that you would use coins to tip at the customary 10%-15%, and even tipping at something like 3% would still need bills. His tip wasn’t even a percent!”

  7. Owner of Perfect House Lives in Car

    September 18, 2002 - Baltimore, USA
    In fear of possibly disturbing the perfection that is his house, Donald Manison has been forced to live in his 1998 Dodge Caravan. �I became obsessive, everything in the house was so photo-perfect that I was eventually scared of walking on the carpet in fear that I might disturb the direction of the carpet threads.� Magazines wanting a glimpse and photos of the perfect house were limited to viewing through opened ground floor windows. When asked how long he will continue his present lifestyle he replied, �If living in my mini-van is payment for a perfect house, I�m willing to pay.�

  8. Yo mama so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.

  9. Yo mama so ugly, when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours… for a quote!

  10. Yo mama’s like a refrigerator, everyone sticks their meat in her.

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